Your Day at The Masters

Tickets for the Eighty-sixth Masters Golf tournament are available, if you look for them. Trouble is, they’re not legal. There is no legal secondary market. “Patrons”, as attendees are called, win their chance to stroll the manicured grounds in Augusta through entries in an annual lottery. The Club insists that these are the only official tickets and reserves the right to refuse entry or eject holders of secondary tickets. My entries for the last three years have not been successful, but my very first try, in 2018, was a winner.